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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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You see those two ladies I got showing? Do they look scared?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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And that's why they need the glasses?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Hey, that's dynamite. You know, Lena...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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...that glasses makes us look more intelligent?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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...that this person supposedly blew out their eyeballs?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Why are you looking at me like that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- But you're a taking person. - That's why I should date...

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- It completely turned her off. - Well, I can see that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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...about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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You don't mind that I got your number off the AIDS Walk list?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Yeah, that girl I was gonna call for a date, she was unlisted...

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- So, what are you doing tonight? - I got a date with that girl Lena.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Why do you have to do that for? Who cares about your pant size?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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I talk the talk and I walk the walk, baby.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- How's the sexual chemistry? - Haven't been in the lab yet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- Maya Angelou. - Oh, the poet.

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- Where is the depravity? - No depravity.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Do the bums ever complain, Soup again?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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You're cut off! You're out of the loop!

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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You leave me no choice. You're the media now...