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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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I'm telling you, I got a whole new Tonight Show here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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That's a bitch, huh?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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"That was a hell of a delivery, I'll tell you that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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There must be a kind of lab that would do that.

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Wait a second. Maybe it's that yogurt.

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- Why do you say that? - No reason.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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Now, cursing is not something that most comedians do.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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- This is gonna take a couple of days. - That's okay.

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- You did it. - That's true, but it was an accident.

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- No, no. That's 100-percent nonfat. - How else could this have happened?

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So in effect, the yogurt won him the election.

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- So what? - It changes the molecules.

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What the hell is " consarnit" anyway?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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I did this thing on the Ottoman Empire:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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- ...for a week. - Well, let's start the insanity.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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Actually come out of the birth canal and go:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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Hi. I called earlier about getting the yogurt tested?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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What are you gonna do, sit in the doctor's office doing this?

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- The doctor said I can't have any fat. - Yeah, well, there is no fat.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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- Hurry, Jerry, hurry. - How's it doing?