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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.7s

She didn't like me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.3s

- She told you she doesn't like me? - Yes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.6s

She doesn't like me. Now, Jerry, if you don't mind...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.7s

I've never seen you like this.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.3s

Now, you, however, you, I like.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2s

- You don't like double dates. - George does.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.3s

- Not everybody likes everybody. - I wasn't nice?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.2s

Like having chocolate rubbed over your face.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.5s

- What were her exact-? - "I don't like him."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I don't want people touching me that don't wanna have sex with me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- You hesitated. - I was blowing on the coffee.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.9s

They like having meat in their hands, these people.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2s

He likes a date to see him with a friend...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3s

- Well, get somebody else. - Nobody does it like she does.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.8s

Swedes are big massagers. They like Swedish meatballs, Swedish massage.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.5s

Yeah, sometimes it really makes me tense.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.7s

I like carrots, but I'm in Idaho, I want a potato.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.7s

Look, it's no secret what's going on between us.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.7s

It's not like you'll be spending a lot of time with her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

4.4s

"Can you believe it? I'm vomiting on June 29th again."