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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I just pick up the phone and she's in the middle of a sentence.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I was trying to make a point.

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Which is why we make up the phoney, bogus names for the jobs we have.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- Everybody's guy is the best. - I'll make an appointment for you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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That's practically half than what you pay at the supermarket.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You are the queen of confrontation.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...for the rest of your bill.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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The ultimate... I think the ultimate psychological test of traffic...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...that makes other doctors go, I have to see this.

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Why don't you make a point with your own doctor?

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Women need to like the job of the guy they're with.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...Ahab and the whale become good friends.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I imagine at some point somebody's gonna offer me some cantaloupe?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You pretend you read it, but you're really looking at other people.

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And then it's, Jerry...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...and you look out the window, you see gum clearly.

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And I'll go, Oh, hi, Marlene.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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And it's those meaningless, purposeless, blather calls.

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I've seen her a couple of times since then...

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You sit there and you got your little magazine.