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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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- Did I say you were stupid? - Well, wouldn't I have to be?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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It's wonderful. I love saying "My wife."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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He gives it to you, you give it to him, he gives it back to you.

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To my beautiful wife.

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I'll have to call you later.

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It's an amazing way to begin a sentence.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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- ...I had to go, so- - Here we go.

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- ...spends on clothes- - I'm taking him to the cleaners.

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It's all right, I want you to have it.

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- You want me to go find it? - Yes, I do.

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- I want to know who she is. - It doesn't matter.

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- What happened to us, Jerry? - I'll tell you what happened.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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If you or your wife want to drop by on Wednesday-

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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...are meeting people that they want to see every single day...

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I'm just pretending I'm married to get a discount on dry cleaning.

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He's a good friend of mine. He's like an older brother to me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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You ought to go shopping with him. "What do you think of this shirt?"

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You slide it on, start him up, but you've got to make it work.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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But when you meet a woman like this, you don't walk to get married. You run.