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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.1s

I'm not going to Sky Burger. Besides, it's in the opposite direction.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.2s

My uncle to my cousin, my cousin to my sister, my sister to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.2s

Make it one job. Coplgarbage man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

1.7s

This is the one that worked.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2s

My hands are tied.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.1s

That's Lorraine from my uncle's office.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.5s

My friend here apparently made a mistake.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

1.4s

...off of somebody's plate.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.2s

I offered you those cookies in my house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.2s

I guess I'll just go to my uncle's.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.9s

I'd put my face in their soup and blow.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.6s

He's gonna tell his wife. His wife's gonna call my mother.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.2s

...in the world of bribery, can they?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.6s

I told my uncle I had a stomachache. Think he bought that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.8s

- You're not Cartwright. - Of course I'm not Cartwright!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.8s

There seems to be a bit of a discrepancy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.7s

The chain reaction of calls this is gonna set off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.3s

And worst of all, I don't have the time to say it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.3s

Now, I know we were ahead of that guy. He just came in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.3s

It took me three days of phone calls to get her to agree to see me again.