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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-Don't you feel this is better? -This is nice.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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No. You're not getting any skin, Kramer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Where am I gonna get a fat guy and a cannonball?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-When are you getting out? -I'm not. I'll see you later, buddy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Or is it because of your neck?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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When you cough, there are thousands of unseen muscles...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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No, I think the head does most of the stretching.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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But when you have a faucet instead of a tongue...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-I really think it's the size of your neck. -It's my head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I'd accuse you of cheating, but where would you hide the tiles?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I was walking around naked in front of Melissa the other day--