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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I said, preferably cashmere. For warmth.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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You want an apology for the apology plus the original apology?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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No, I think the head does most of the stretching.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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He called to apologize for standing me up five years ago.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Or is it because of your neck?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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That wasn't really necessary. I don't ride it. It's just for show.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Then to make it bloom, soak it in water for 30 to 40 minutes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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When you cough, there are thousands of unseen muscles...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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But when you have a faucet instead of a tongue...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-I really think it's the size of your neck. -It's my head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I'd accuse you of cheating, but where would you hide the tiles?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I was walking around naked in front of Melissa the other day--

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-So? -We're the only women on the floor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Still with the neck hole?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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The damage is probably already done.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

1.9s

Insert a knife into the center and twist.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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By the way, my bad naked demo didn't quite work.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-What are you doing? -I found a spot on the kitchen floor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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But the thing you don't realize is there's good naked and bad naked.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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How about that?