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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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End of the night, I go in for contact.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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- What for? - What for?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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- What? - The captain of the toes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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...by faking a cure for baldness?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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...with kind of a breathy voice.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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- Where was the tape recorder? - Back of the room, on the ledge.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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He'll be over there for a half-hour. He gets lost over there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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...this type of thing is very common in show business.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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We're having a great time, couple of laughs. Everything's nice.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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What do you think an enraptured female fan of mine might say?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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Couple of guys I knew in the Coast Guard told me about her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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The big toe, the captain.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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Sometimes the body rejects the transplant...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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What's with the hat?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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You know, keep the soap alive on the soap-support system?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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We got the hairs, but I think we lost the Zest.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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- The coup d'é-toe. - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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And I get the pullback.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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The guy's just standing around. Suddenly:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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I'm not giving you the number.