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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot

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How did this get to be the crime of the century?

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You unwittingly made a major commitment.

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- This is major. - I thought you'd like that.

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That's how they talk in the major league.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E21 The Bottle Deposit (1)

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But it's gonna take a major commitment from you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E22 The Diplomat's Club

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- No road is a major detail. - Okay, now I know.

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We're talking federal crime here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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You mean my crime of passion?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot

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That is possible.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot

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But the difference between single and married...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot

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You see, when you're single you're the dictator of your own life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot

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I have complete power.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot

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When I give the order to fall asleep on the sofa with the TV on...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot

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...no one can overrule me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot

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And this is if the marriage works.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot

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Oh, Drake's party. I forgot to buy a present.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot

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- I love the Drake. - How could you not like the Drake?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot

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Boy, that's a nice triangle.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot

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- Are you serious? - You don't know what it means to him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot

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- You think? - No, no. We'll find a space.