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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Your first reaction, or one of your friends, will say:

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And one more thing, Benes...

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One problem in life is...

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Let's see, that's one TV, a stereo, one leather jacket, a VCR, a computer.

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- Are you ready? - Yeah. One second.

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It has only one design flaw:

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Someone shows me one of their fingers...

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I'm living with Ethel Merman without the talent.

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I'm sitting there with a carrot.

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I've got enough trouble maintaining activity in one.

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- I'm not looking. - No, this one's different. It's a beauty.

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You're moving in, you're a good friend. I wanna start you off on the right foot.

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I don't know how you put up with this.

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...to come up with a theme for their careers anymore.

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One of the main ways that kids resolve any dispute is by calling it.

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One of them says, I got the front seat. I wanted it. I called it.

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Forget it, I'm gonna take it with me. I'll just pack up the cushions...

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Yeah, and get this. I just got off the elevator with him and I tested him.

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The crook has the machine. The messages aren't for him...

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The door.