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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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They never kill the neighbor. The neighbor survives to do...

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...the interview afterwards, right? "He was kind of quiet."

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...by the sounds of murdering. Just stereo.

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Just keep the music down.

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They write to him in prison. Here's a woman that's hard to disappoint.

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She's only upset when she finds out...

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...he's stopped killing people. And she goes:

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"You know, sometimes I feel like I don't even know who you are anymore."

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- It isn't? - No. I haven't vomited in 13 years.

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- Get out. - Not since June 29th, 1980.

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Yes. Because my previous vomit was also June 29th, 1972.

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That's why during the '80 vomit I was yelling to George:

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"Can you believe it? I'm vomiting on June 29th again."

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The whole city is talking about this monster, Joel Rifkin.

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And I am dating a Joel Rifkin.

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I'm Claude Seinfeld.

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- You don't like double dates. - George does.

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He feels it's a good personality showcase.

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He likes a date to see him with a friend...

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...so she gets a window into his non-date personality.