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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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-Fine. -Haul you aboard the mothership...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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...take you back to their planet as a curiosity.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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Now, would you rather be in their zoo or their circus?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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In the circus, you get to ride on the train, see the whole planet.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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I'm wearing a little hat. I'm jumping through fire.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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-At least it's show business. -Yeah.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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What if she's got no interest in you?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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I don't know, do you have it--?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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-Not bad. What does she--? -I put her stats on the back.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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Pretty impressive. Serious boyfriend, '92 to '95.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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-Why would anybody want a friend? -It's really not that bad, actually.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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Stupid.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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-What? -Don't you see?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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But with this, it's like I've already been with one of her own.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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Well, you've cracked it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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I warned the queen you were getting close and...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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...now it looks like we're gonna have to move the whole damn forbidden city.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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-Man-hands? -The hands of a man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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It's like a creature out of Greek mythology.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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I mean, she was like part woman, part horrible beast.