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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- She's the best. - Tonight's the night.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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They never kill the neighbor. The neighbor survives to do...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Sounds of the forest.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Well, did you get the ball? - Oh, I got the ball.

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Just keep the music down.

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- So? - I want the massage.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I wouldn't push for the massage.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...by the sounds of murdering. Just stereo.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- You hesitated. - I was blowing on the coffee.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...the interview afterwards, right? "He was kind of quiet."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Did you see the way that he was eating?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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The whole city is talking about this monster, Joel Rifkin.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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So we had a good time, the four of us.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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That's why during the '80 vomit I was yelling to George:

Seinfeld (1993) - S06E07 The Soup

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- Jon Voight bit you? - What is he, a vampire?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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They write to him in prison. Here's a woman that's hard to disappoint.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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She's only upset when she finds out...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...he's stopped killing people. And she goes:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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"You know, sometimes I feel like I don't even know who you are anymore."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- It isn't? - No. I haven't vomited in 13 years.