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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E07 The Bubble Boy

2s

You wanted the machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

2s

...than coffee-machine show.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

1.8s

...in the soft-serve machine?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E19 The Yada Yada

3.4s

Oh, congratulations. Her marriage just fell apart.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E10 The Baby Shower

3.3s

- Come on, he's a third cousin. - By marriage.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E10 The Baby Shower

2.3s

Oh, by marriage, yeah. We went to the wedding.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

2.8s

They have eight hours of sex after their marriage.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E11 The Little Jerry

2.8s

Little Jerry is a lean, mean, pecking machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E07 The Bubble Boy

3.1s

...but the phone machine is like this relationship respirator...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

2s

Could I get it done in a separate machine?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E19 The Yada Yada

2.9s

Oh, God, a baby. That can add two years to a marriage.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E18 The Frogger

3.4s

Once you unplug the machine, all the scores will be erased.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

3.9s

I'll go left by the stair, right by the candy machine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E21 The Hamptons

3.3s

They'll fight traffic and the heat and the parking and the hot sand...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E21 The Hamptons

2.1s

So successful with the ketchup and the sauce...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E21 The Hamptons

2s

The undertow is like the really mean bouncer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E21 The Hamptons

1.2s

I know the exit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

2.5s

Elaine, breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E12 The Money

5.5s

...feeding machine, lung blower, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E21 The Hamptons

2.6s

Maybe he just said it because the mother was in the room.