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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

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- Take the pen. - Oh, no.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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You got a pen? Can I borrow a pen? We always have to whisper...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Our eyes lock.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

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- I cannot take it. - Take the pen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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- Got a pen? - Yeah. I think I do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

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- Are you sure? - I'm positive. Take the pen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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...because it's so humiliating. I don't have a pen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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What's with the lockdown? Why do we have to be locked in cells?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E12 The Caddy

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Oh, the keys are locked inside.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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But that doesn't account for it. Where are all the pens?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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I'm locking the vault. What? Come on.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

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You know, I still got that pen, the one that writes upside down.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

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The patented burp, Jerry. It locks in freshness.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

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Oh, that's the astronaut pen. I heard about that. Where did you get it?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E06 The Lip Reader

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"No, I want to be pen pals. Can't you see what I'm doing here?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...about locking up our dirty towels and smelly jockstraps.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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It's the most impenetrable lock on the market today.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

3.1s

...and I have to turn and lean on my elbow to make the pen work.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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...because they're shut in. Of course, they're not locked in...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E19 The Wig Master

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Hey, look, you know, you're the one who's locked out.