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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

1.7s

-My story? -Yeah, your widower story...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

2.1s

I've been in and out of hospitals my whole life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E21 The Smelly Car

1.8s

- He's ruining my life. - Oh, yes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E01 The Mango

2.2s

I'm devoting my life to that."

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E21 The Smelly Car

2s

I've never smelled in my life, buddy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

1.8s

What if my life depended on it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E05 The Hot Tub

1.8s

It's like the biggest event of your life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

2.3s

...that's another story.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

1.4s

Your story's the one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

2.4s

- I forgot to tell you. - I'm in the middle of a story.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot

2.8s

You see, when you're single you're the dictator of your own life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

1.8s

...by the city because of my condition.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

3.2s

I told them, "Her death takes place in the shadow of new life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E05 The Hot Tub

1.8s

So did you come up with a stupid story...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

1.5s

My what?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

3.9s

...he is handing over to her all of my pertinent tax information...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

4.6s

...but was there any information as to the whereabouts of my papers?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

3.4s

-I really think it's the size of your neck. -It's my head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

2.2s

Well, you were grabbing onto them to save your life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

2.7s

Hey, that's life. Good-looking men have the same advantage.