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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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They hold it in all the time and eventually...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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You should always bring a pad and a pen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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I've been in and out of hospitals my whole life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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Because I could get uromysitisis poisoning and die, that's why.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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I had a bottle of very tepid water and I poured it out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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You don't know where we parked?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot

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Some jerk parked in the handicapped spot...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot

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What is the handicapped parking situation at the Special Olympics?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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- ...my friend forgot where he parked... - Sure, I'll drive you around.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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...if they can't stay in their lane, don't signal, can't parallel park...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E12 The Busboy

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...54th and Sixth.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

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Lots of melons and shapes. Everyone squeezing and smelling.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E22 The Diplomat's Club

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...eat peanuts, drink coffee and soda and read magazines.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E01 The Mango

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And that orgasm stuff. Orgasm this and orgasm that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

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...and turning to the robber next to you and going:

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Maybe a haircut and I don't know, maybe this and--

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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...and he went berserk.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

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- Come on up. - And the two-and-one pitch to O'Neil.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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...but the problem with it is, even if you figure out where you are...