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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- Is that a car up there? - Stupid directions.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I've never had a fresh cherry, never had a fresh pear.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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Never seen a pear. Never saw a pear outside of a fruit stand.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I've never been to a bris, but I know what it is.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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and I believe that she can shed some light on this controversy.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- It's gotta be around here, right? - Is that a...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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That is ridiculous. You didn't want to lose a Jew.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I've had fresh apples, never had a fresh grape.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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that hangs out by the gas station?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- That is so ridiculous. - Why is it ridiculous?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- How can you not know what it is? - I'd never been to one.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- I don't know what it is. - You'll find out tomorrow, firsthand.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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All our information is on there, our address, our phone number.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- So, we're probably- - What is a baptism anyway?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I don't have a single ticket. I'm completely sold out. I'm sorry.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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We're trying to go to a wedding, and we need to be there in a few hours-

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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After I came out of the water, I didn't feel like a Christian...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I can't believe you don't know what a baptism is.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I'll bet you he got into that office. I knew it. He was standing there...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- You don't know what a baptism is? - I have no idea.