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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

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- My heart. It's to monitor my heart. - What?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

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So you know, I had the heart halter,

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I faked like I was having a heart attack

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She's gone into labor. She's here at the hospital,

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and see you chatting with the nurse.

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It was a road rage incident, and a guy came out of his car

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and she's not gonna give the baby up.

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And the insurance company won't pay for it.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

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And good luck to you and your friend.

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And so you're...

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Yeah, I know, it's... it was one of the good ones.

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The surrogate's standing there like an idiot and has nothing to open?

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"Tell him it was one of my favorite episodes.

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because you're afraid of some weird guy in traffic?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

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You'd rather come in here and see me with broken limbs?

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By the way, what did you say to the surrogate?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

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She's gonna give the baby to the Dusenberrys after all.

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She's having the baby.

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What's the surrogate etiquette?

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and I still can't get this colostomy bag to fit. It doesn't fit.