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The Office (2005) - S05E21 Michael Scott Paper Company

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I want that new phone.

The Office (2005) - S05E21 Michael Scott Paper Company

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No, I don't have a card, but I'll do you one better.

The Office (2005) - S05E21 Michael Scott Paper Company

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I have a lot of tan.

The Office (2005) - S05E21 Michael Scott Paper Company

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And I think I have come up with the reason why.

The Office (2005) - S05E21 Michael Scott Paper Company

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I make that one copy and I become the girl who makes copies.

The Office (2005) - S05E21 Michael Scott Paper Company

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Well, I could come back as a salesman. I have experience now.

The Office (2005) - S05E21 Michael Scott Paper Company

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but I want you to get pumped about this corner idea.

The Office (2005) - S05E21 Michael Scott Paper Company

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I don't want to look at your friend Jasmine's boobs all day.

The Office (2005) - S05E21 Michael Scott Paper Company

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No, the other one.

The Office (2005) - S05E21 Michael Scott Paper Company

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I make originals. Yeah, I make originals, too.

The Office (2005) - S05E21 Michael Scott Paper Company

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but they can't take away my pride.

The Office (2005) - S05E21 Michael Scott Paper Company

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So my corner's the one with the copier?

The Office (2005) - S05E21 Michael Scott Paper Company

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Yes! I made a sale!

The Office (2005) - S05E21 Michael Scott Paper Company

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I know all the people. Yeah, no.

The Office (2005) - S05E21 Michael Scott Paper Company

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Or you could fire one of us.

The Office (2005) - S05E21 Michael Scott Paper Company

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I thought that was your corner.

The Office (2005) - S05E21 Michael Scott Paper Company

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Can I help you? No, thanks.

The Office (2005) - S05E21 Michael Scott Paper Company

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How can I make that happen?

The Office (2005) - S05E21 Michael Scott Paper Company

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because I don't make copies, I'm the boss.

The Office (2005) - S05E21 Michael Scott Paper Company

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And the reason I tell you this story...