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The Office (2005) - S07E07 Christening

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it's that time of year,

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and according to a study done by the University of Arizona,

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they discovered that your keyboards

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have hundreds of times more bacteria

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per square inch, than a toilet seat.

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I heard your mama has more bacteria

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One of the simplest ways to cut down on the spread of germs

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is to use something called the vampire cough.

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Did you say vampire?

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Oh, no, it's just that, if a vampire had to cough,

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he would do it like this.

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Uh-huh. Right, and ruin their cloaks?

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Well, other things you can do to help cut down on the spread of disease

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are to wash your hands regularly,

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don't come in if you're sick,

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Ah. and get your flu shot.

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Also, I'm going to set up hand-sanitizing stations around the office.

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No. No, no. They will cost you your life.

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I'm not going to do that.

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...is the best way to make yourself stronger.