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The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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It's called being smart. Thank you.

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That's called having a fat butt, Michael.

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What's the situation?

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But it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world...

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It would be the worst thing in the world. It would.

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I don't understand the question.

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Take them at the same time.

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don't jump on the bouncy castle.

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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You don't go to the science museum

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So skip ahead to the really dangerous stuff.

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to the parking lot and watch him die.

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Because it wasn't even necessary in the first place.

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I don't know how the whole betting thing started,

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Michael is up on the roof and acting strange.

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Okay, when is the shunning thing going to end?

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fatigue, irritability, brought on by the low light of winter.

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They have visual aids and all we had were the facts.

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What are the odds that this is in any way real?

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The sex isn't nearly as good as it used to be.

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MICHAEL: An office is as safe as the people in it.