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The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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to catch all of your change and your wallet from falling into the toilet,

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With all my heart.

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It was all my idea.

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To keep secrets from my computer.

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No. No. It is my idea.

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I did fall on my sword once.

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Right. You know, plowing my own acres.

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from the second it touches my tongue

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Oh, I am. In my own words.

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Great. I need something to wipe my hand.

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How dare you, Dwight? It is my idea.

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Now, there's butter on my desk. That was melting.

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to the moment it's metabolized by my stomach acid,

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because it is my responsibility as manager of this branch

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I'm not taking credit for that. So... Wasrt my idea.

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Wait a second. I wrote it down in my diary.

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I was running with it in my belt. Wort happen again.

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I really had fun with my best friend, Dwight. These aren't announcements.

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That is my idea. We are going to call you back, guys.

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Yeah, I'm late for work so I have to brush my teeth.