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The Office (2005) - S09E22 A.A.R.M

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And if he is,

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- And I lied to you. - What?

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and I have chosen one of the best.

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All day long, it's moo the cows and cluck the hens.

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We have that table and that table,

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and ruin our no-nonsense streak, all right?

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And he eats the same kind of paper I do.

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and the right to be raised under rigorous Schrute traditions.

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- much like Germany and Italy in World War... - No.

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I'd have to get some more wire and string,

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which is great for bloodlines, and isn't technically incest.

The Office (2005) - S09E22 A.A.R.M

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Colorful, durable blankets and rugs. It all adds up.

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An assistant brings their boss coffee with speed and dexterity,

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And yet, the manager for Dunder Mifflin kneels for no man.

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And what percentage of nonsense do we tolerate in this office?

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What I'm about to say makes no logical sense, and yet

The Office (2005) - S09E22 A.A.R.M

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I am in a meeting with Dwight, Robert Dunder, and his niece.

The Office (2005) - S09E22 A.A.R.M

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- That's a lot of pros. - And did I mention that she weaves?