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The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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I believe you.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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I look around and I see all these beautiful people

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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Nobody's after me. I just...

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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No. I don't think it is.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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I was thinking maybe like a mixer.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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I'm okay. I feel a little lopsided

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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I can untie any knot. I'm serious.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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I am about to give blood. The gift of everlasting life,

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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I understand. It's so sexy it becomes hostile.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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No, no. I meant about being single today.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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Hey, everybody, I just invited Jim to suck it,

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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Also I can retract my penis up into itself.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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I work at a place that does catalogs for

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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I actually thought we were keeping it pretty low-key.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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In fact, there are many knots that I cannot untie.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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No, no, no, no. I mean have this kind of party.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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and I am cordially inviting all of you to a special convention,

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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You're like the guy who invented the seatbelt.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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I trained my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command.

The Office (2005) - S05E16 Blood Drive

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I was in love with both of them and when things went bad