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The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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I'm gonna make it.

The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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Oh, I doubt you'll make it.

The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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And, um, I'm taking a leave of absence

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He wanted to receive his black belt in the place he loves most in the world.

The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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Can I just do one thing while you're making this announcement?

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I will now perform the ceremonial changing of the belts.

The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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and pursue your dream, and have some fun, right?

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to my black belt ceremony, right here in the office at lunch,

The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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Basher, thrasher, crasher, and--

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[Shouting] He will now perform the ceremonial changing of the belts.

The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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He will now perform the ceremonial cutting off of the belt.

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Get out of Jim's seat.

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This morning, after hours of combat with some of the city's best teenagers,

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It's out of my reach now.

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to take a couple of years off,

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and everything to gain from you leaving.

The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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And then, I'll never, ever do it again.

The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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Just wait and send it to voice mail.

The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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I now submit to you every part of myself.

The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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Turns out Sensei Ira was a bit of a shyster.