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The Office (2005) - S09E22 A.A.R.M

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She's young, she's beautiful. Genes so pure you could lick them.

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- Come on! - Okay. Pam.

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- Can I go back to my desk now? - Yes.

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- of a real human breast. - Come on.

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- Come on. It's sea horse. - A sea horse.

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Jim, this is gonna come as no surprise,

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So, you've come to the master for guidance?

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And if he is,

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- And I lied to you. - What?

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We have that table and that table,

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and I have chosen one of the best.

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and ruin our no-nonsense streak, all right?

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- much like Germany and Italy in World War... - No.

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I'd have to get some more wire and string,

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which is great for bloodlines, and isn't technically incest.

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Colorful, durable blankets and rugs. It all adds up.

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An assistant brings their boss coffee with speed and dexterity,

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And he eats the same kind of paper I do.

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and the right to be raised under rigorous Schrute traditions.

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And what percentage of nonsense do we tolerate in this office?