I have already contacted all of my ex-lovers except for you.

And asked for everyone's attention,

Of genitalia.

The feeling of pure risk.

"thrill of risk."

Of perfectly normal genitalia.

The only true form of safe sex...

As part of an office presentation

Andy, that's way too personal of a question.

Who can tell me the safest form of safe sex?

Is because many of us here have never stood up

- We were never lovers. - I'm gonna need a list of every men you've ever had sex with.

- the woods behind the liquor store, the swamp behind the old folk's home ... - electric car dealership ... - the democratic primary

Andy, the reason it seems more recent

What's the safest way to go skiing?

to destroy the stigma about gay kissing.

Creed, I had that in the cons column,

Okay. Unplanned pregnancy. Going in the pros column.

- Yep. Just a cold sore. - Just a cold sore.

Thank you. Phyllis, I don't have acne.