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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.9s

No, I don't want it. I want it if you don't want it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

- I want evens. - Good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

- I don't have any plants. - I have plants.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.8s

You can't have soft cheese.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.6s

I can't believe there's a garden.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.9s

I want it if you don't want it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.3s

I can't believe I lost the deposit on that U-Haul...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

How can I want it now, if you want it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.5s

What can you eat? You can't have anything anymore.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.4s

I can't think about it now. I'm going to Minneapolis.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.6s

...in which you didn't want it, I might take it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.5s

I just wanted to introduce you to my husband. This is Larry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

How can I ever have you over? You'll sit there moping.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.7s

- Would I have to get a gardener? - Yeah, you can get a gardener.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.9s

- You shouldn't have to live like this. - You just said you wanted to live here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.7s

I saw that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

- So what? - Interference. You can't count that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.3s

...if you didn't want it...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.3s

So you do want it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.2s

- What do you want? - Odds.