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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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What is that? Immigrants come over, you show them how to act natural?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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No, they're not funny at all. No. I have no funny friends.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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Look, I was nice enough to pick it up for you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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- Here's my card. - Oh, okay. Thank you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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And so we started talking and she's this lawyer, who's incredible.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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You see, this is what I do with women.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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What good is real? They don't want real. They want funny.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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You gotta put on a show. You always gotta give them a big show.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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You always have to be on. Otherwise, why would they like me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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They'd just go for a better-looking guy with more money.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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You mean that's true? I'm right?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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- What mail? - I picked up his mail...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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- ... while he was on the road. - Why didn't Kramer?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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Oh, yeah, right. When's he coming back?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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- Monday, I think. - Kramer goes to a fantasy camp.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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His whole life is a fantasy camp.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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Do nothing, fall ass backwards in the money...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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...mooch food and have sex without dating.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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That's a fantasy camp.