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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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...mooch food and have sex without dating.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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Never start the day without a good piece of toast.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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What are you doing? What are you doing?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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- You don't? - No way.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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What do you mean I got? You didn't give him his visa application.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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You gotta put on a show. You always gotta give them a big show.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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You mean that's true? I'm right?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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- Here's my card. - Oh, okay. Thank you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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No, it's not. You cannot not be funny.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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You think sickness like that grows on trees?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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- Oh, boy - What do you mean, Oh, boy?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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You see, this is what I do with women.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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Oh, Cheryl, can I ask you a legal question?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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It wouldn't kill you to not be so funny either.

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Look, I was nice enough to pick it up for you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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You always have to be on. Otherwise, why would they like me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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What is that? Immigrants come over, you show them how to act natural?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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Yeah, but you said this is one of the things that her firm does.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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I guess you don't have any advice for me on how to win the case.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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I convinced him to act like that so that you would think I was funnier.