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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.2s

...stole the photograph and airbrushed myself out of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.9s

He said he didn't care. God, I love that place.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.7s

- And on your dates. - And shopping.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.7s

It looks real, doesn't it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.8s

Of course not. Wash it, dry it, move on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.6s

And that was wrong, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3s

He said it could be cancerous, you should have it checked out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.3s

- Flowers? - Yeah. You gotta do it classy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.5s

Yeah, you did. You classed it up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.6s

- What'd he give you for it? - Aloe.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.6s

Tell him you're concerned and he should see someone else.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.2s

But it's not a photograph. I need a photograph.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.9s

Did you dress nice? Did you do it classy?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.7s

Because it is the mature, adult thing to do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.5s

And just get a picture of him with his shirt off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.2s

If I can grab my slicer and if he holds still.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.3s

And I was in that photo until I broke in here...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.2s

It is a horrible company. There is no management whatsoever.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

4.2s

Someone's gotta unhook the boat before it leaves the place.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.6s

...and click, I snap me a shot of a bare-chested Kruger.