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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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What are you doing? You're robbing me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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You're saying you want a piece of me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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...and she tells me what Gwen is saying about me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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She just dislikes me so much.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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...to electroshock me back into coherence.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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So, what about that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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I'm addicted. They got a hold on me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

2.8s

It cost me $350. I got it at Moe Ginsburg!

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

2.4s

Listen to this. Marcy comes over and she tells me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Like I don't know that I'm pathetic.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Yeah, conjugal visit sex. That is happening.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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I might tell her that I love her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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That's the best feature of the heavy relationship.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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...and have sex without dating. That's a fantasy camp.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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...that her ex-boyfriend was over late last night...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Are you confident in the l love you return?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

3.2s

Every group has someone that they all make fun of.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Will I see you again?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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You can't be, because I am out there. And if I see you out there...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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You know, I don't got the willpower.