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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.2s

I hate you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.1s

-Well, I would eat you. -That's very nice, I guess.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

I told her I would have to think about it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.3s

I just remembered where I left my retainer in second grade.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.7s

I don't know. Perhaps I can better serve the world this way.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.5s

I got lost on the way over.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

-Can I have a piece of that? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I used to share that very same outlook...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

I calculated my odds of ever getting together...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

I can do six weeks standing on my head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

-You gonna break up with her? -I don't know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.2s

...and I work for a World Series-winning team.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

Sports are so pedestrian. I prepared some science experiments...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

You know, Louise, I think you'll find this amusing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-I hope that's not a problem for you. -No, no.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-I don't wanna be one of those guys. -What guys?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.7s

-ln early Euclidean geometry they-- -George, I have to have sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.4s

...but now I have so many things to occupy my mind.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4s

...with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I had to do it, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

...there was a pretty good chance I was never gonna have sex again anyway.