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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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You can't have people shoving their arms into a 600-degree oven!

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...I'd be crawling around her bedroom right now, looking for my glasses.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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That's for me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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And then you get to put your sauce and sprinkle your cheese.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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And that doesn't affect your appetite?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Oh, yeah, sure. Keep your money.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- What? - I gave your ticket to Horneck.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Look, they did this for me before.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Looks like your belt is digesting a small animal.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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A pizza place where you make your own pie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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You want me to roll 6000 of these?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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So let me get this straight. She saw the floss.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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He's been calling me for seven years. I never called him once.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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The least she could do is send me off with a sandwich.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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This is the thing where you go and you have to make your own pizza?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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She calls me up at the office. She says, We have to talk.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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In fact, let me call his machine now, and I'll make up some excuse...