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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I don't know how to work the stupid machines.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.1s

- Micro. - How do you feel, confident?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.6s

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

3.6s

I'd like to get one more shot at the coffee so I can spit it in your face!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

3.6s

...I think I brought it up because I like that commercial. No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.1s

I don't want coffee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.8s

I don't think so.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.6s

And I don't go up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.7s

I said this to her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

3.1s

I gave her an ultimatum, and there's nothing I can do. It's a machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.8s

I just stood there. Remember Quayle when...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.7s

I think we really should go upstairs.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.7s

You remember I made the initial call Sunday.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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When women smile, I don't know what it means.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I don't know if I'm supposed to smile back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I can't imagine what she must think of me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2s

If I call her now, she's gonna think I'm needy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.9s

I wasn't sure if she wanted me to ask her out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.7s

...Bentsen gave him the Kennedy line? That's what I looked like.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

3s

Because instead of doing a wash, I just keep buying underwear.