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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

3.4s

It'll be a permanent road trip. Forget about the home-bed advantage.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

3.3s

Checked into a clinic, emotionally exhausted.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

1.8s

Isn't that child abuse?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

2.5s

- Yeah, the guy with the flat head. - He's a cube.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

1.9s

Anyway, he got married about six months ago.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

1.7s

Ever since he's worn a wedding band...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

2.1s

...women have been coming on to him everywhere.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

3.4s

- I've heard that about wedding bands. - I wonder if that's really true.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

2s

That'd be an interesting sociological experiment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

2.7s

You know, Kramer has his father's band. He'd loan it to you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

2.7s

I've been telling you, get yourself some plugs...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

1.5s

...or a piece. - I'm not doing that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

3.2s

Because I have just been informed that it's going to cost Elaine...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

3.3s

Five thousand dollars? She doesn't have $5000.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

1.5s

- Can't get it. - She doesn't move in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

3.2s

And how does the baldness fit into that plan?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

2.5s

This is gonna require some great acting now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

1.8s

I have to pretend I'm disappointed.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

2.2s

Are you kidding? I lie every second of the day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

2.1s

My whole life is a sham.