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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E05 The Wallet (1)

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You're not Ted Danson.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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That's insulting. Ted Danson makes $800,000 an episode.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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You think this is the plane that Ted Danson gets?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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But this time, the good one. The Ted Danson plane.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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You know, I've been thinking.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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...in which I'll ever have the opportunity to have sex again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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They always make me take stock of my life...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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...how I've pretty much wasted all of it and how I plan to continue wasting it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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I mean, you think dead people care who's at their funeral?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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It's not like she's in the back going, I can't believe Jerry didn't show up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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If you're a spirit, and you can travel to other dimensions and galaxies...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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...you think she'll be at Drexler's Funeral Home on Ocean Parkway?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Do you know how easy it is for dead people to travel?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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It's not like getting on a bus. One second:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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It's all mental.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E02 Thor

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Five minutes later, my tire...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E02 Thor

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Jesus Christ, so, he cut it, he slashed the tire.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E02 Thor

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- Slashed the tire, yeah. - Son of a bitch.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E02 Thor

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The guy's coming with my car...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E02 Thor

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Now?