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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I almost relented, but the voice, Jerry, the voice said:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Then the cursing started.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I just pick up the phone and she's in the middle of a sentence.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...for the rest of your bill.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...Ahab and the whale become good friends.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...where she uses up the whole machine?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I started with the word listen. I said:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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She's firing at me from the guard towers.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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What about trying to get off the phone?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Somehow I get through the crying and I keep running.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- You're too nice a guy. - I am. I'm a nice guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I couldn't. I would've insulted her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I mean, it's like we really hate each other. It's based on nothing.

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Then she started to cry, and I weakened a little bit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Keep going. Keep going. You're almost out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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And I trip and twist my ankle and they throw that light on you. You know?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Except for one small problem.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I left some books in her apartment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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No, I can't go back there. Jerry, it's so awkward.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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It could be dangerous, sexually. Something could happen.