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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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I was 7 and a half.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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I was smart. I was funny.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I was trying to make a point.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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I thought it was like a thousand.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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It was a horrible moment. I just...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E21 The Hamptons

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You know, when I was a kid...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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When I was a little girl in Jamaica...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

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I thought I was getting advice from a Chinese woman.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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I was betrayed.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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I was thinking...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

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I was covering.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

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...I was enthralled.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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My father was a quitter. My grandfather was a quitter.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E13 The Pick

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Was it a scratch...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I didn't know there was a fireplace. A fireplace! That's incredible.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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When I was a kid, Bozo the Clown was the clown, bar none.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E11 The Little Jerry

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-This was fun. -Yeah, I had a great time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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But it was so fast, I didn't see anything. It was just a blur.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...there was a pretty good chance I was never gonna have sex again anyway.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...that I was leaving.