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The Office (2005) - S05E09 The Surplus

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Remember you were going to get a new chair and you were going to

The Office (2005) - S05E09 The Surplus

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You have to make the decision.

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to throw buckets of fake blood on you

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And you ask them for money, they're going to give you $9,

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Why don't you explain this to me like I'm five?

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So you can give that dollar back to Mommy and Daddy.

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You want me to weigh in on a minor budget issue?

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but you need to decide, otherwise I'm taking the bonus. All right?

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a deadline, you know that neither of them are going to concede,

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So what you want to do is spend that dollar on something now

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Why don't you explain this to me like I am an eight-year-old?

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No, no, no. I want you to make the decision so I'm not the bad guy.