This next award goes to somebody who really lights up the office.

how there is no money, and how there is no food, and how the jokes are really bad.

this is the don't go in there after me award, it's for the time that

This is the fine work award, this goes to Stanley, for all the fine work he did this year.

Here's the problem : There is no open bar because of Jan,

And this next award is going out to our own little Pam Beesly,

- Not everything means something, this is a joke.

I was out on a very very hot date last night with a girl from HR Dwight.

talk to you for a second about that.

It's just easier to say TMI. I used to say Don't Go There but that's lame.

What..., what is..., I mean, come on Jan ! You're dropping a A-bomb on me here !

- This is a bowler ! - I know ! They didn't have any businessmen so...

this is validation to my employees here that you and corporate approved of this.

I made Pam laugh so hard that she fell out of her chair and she almost broke her neck.

- Oh, that's a good idea. - And mine are at home, in a display case about my bed.

- Ok, look I know there have been a lot of rumors flying around about the Dundies this year,

Let's give Michael a round of applause for MC-ing tonight because this is a lot harder than it looks,

It's a little character I like to do. It is loosely based on Karnack,

I've a few more Dundies to give out tonight, but I'm just gonna cut it short, and rapid up.

Thanks, I do check her pupils to make sure that wasn't a concoction.