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The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

4.3s

It is not a matter of more or less. Your pay is just different, okay?

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

3.7s

or should I say the banquet hall?

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

2.2s

What is that, a squid's eye, or...

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

2.1s

Not today, no.

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

3.1s

Wait, are you a robot or a Martian?

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

1.3s

...before noon... I'm not...

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

1.6s

Okay, so who gets paid more, me or Andy?

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

3.9s

Or have we forgotten the words of the Reverend King?

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

3.4s

Not... So your desk is...

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

1.9s

That I have not decided yet.

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

3.8s

Wow, you are very exotic-Iooking. Was your dad a GI, or...

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

2.2s

I thought it would either be an A or an A-plus,

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

4.4s

Or as I like to put it, my family is doubling in size.

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

2.2s

and it's just not a good fit.

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

3.6s

It's just not going to work for me.

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

2.6s

The beef is poisoned? No, it's not beef! Just...

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

4.1s

Sorry to interrupt, I... Nope, you're not interrupting anything.

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

2.8s

To show them that we are not above them.

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

3.6s

Wrong, Toby, this is an orientation, not a bore-ientation.

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

2.5s

...to consolidate power. I'm not firing somebody on the first day.