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The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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Why, Darryl? Because I'm quote "white" quote, unquote?

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

3.3s

because if I'm not mistaken, we gave you your wedding shower here.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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and I think it's because they see me as one of them.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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I'm right here. I'm screaming. I'm screaming!

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

5.4s

I try to pick up and hold a baby every day, if possible, because it nourishes me.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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I'm fine, weirdo.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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Because you're not a daddy, and it's not your baby.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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I'm right here. I'm right here. Cradle my head!

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

1s

That was me.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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I'm screaming! All right. Dwight.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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Damn it, Phyllis. I'm sorry.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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I'm just going to lie down for a couple of minutes. I'm exhausted.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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Just keep pushing. Hold me.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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So, remind me to talk to you about Astrid's 529. Wake me in 20.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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Okay. Why didn't you call me?

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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No, I don't. So, I just... I'm sorry.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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And I'm treating Ryan the same way. Of course. Yeah.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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It feeds my soul. Babies are drawn to me,

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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Just push and breathe. Numb me up. I want anesthesia.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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(LAUGHS) Why? God, why would you even ask me to...