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The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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Oh, my God. Dwight! Dwight, get in.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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And full of fantasy.

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(DWIGHT AND DAVID LAUGHING)

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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and adds a little bit of my own childhood memories and whimsy so...

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and I just don't... I don't know.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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And does it say limit one per customer?

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and somehow they all ended up at Blue Cross.

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and Dwight will not confess. Can you believe that?

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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...that is more absorbent and softer than toilet paper.

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I don't think I ever did. Over and over again.

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Dwight and I were just having a very unfortunate conversation.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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You called me, and you were really angry at me,

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and the distal part of my small bowel with a camera.

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and I got scared, so I had Dwight take the fall.

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And that's what I'm going to write down in my diary.

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Mr. Dwight Schrute and I just returned from a wonderful stroll together.

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And although I probably will never do it again, I had fun.

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And how about a big round of applause for Mr. Dwight Schrute?

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And that is what I want you to write down in yours.

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And I think I have done my part with the golden-ticket promotion.