NEW!   Follow YARN on Instagram New Stuff, Yummies

Missing a fave video? Suggest a film, show or song! Click to email us!

Find old favorites and new gems in clips to explore

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

1.3s

Yeah, nothing. How was your day?

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

2.4s

I don't care how your day was, Michael.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

1.8s

Wow. Well, okay.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

2.1s

I don't care how your day was either, Jan.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

1.9s

I was just asking you because you asked me.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

1.6s

I worked.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

2.6s

And then I went home to my condo,

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

3.3s

and Carole came over and we had sex.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

1.5s

Is that what you want to hear?

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

3s

Never, ever, ever sleep with your boss.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

2.7s

I'm so lucky that Jan and I only got to second base.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

3.3s

Productivity is important, but how can I be productive,

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

3.5s

if I have this one little thing in my brain that I cannot get out?

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

2.5s

And that one little thing is a soft pretzel.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

1.7s

So, I'm just gonna have my soft pretzel,

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

2s

I'll get to work and I'm gonna be super-productive.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

1.1s

Look out for me!

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

3.5s

Oh, come on.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

2.7s

STANLEY: I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small,

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

2.4s

drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive.