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The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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(SINGING) I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America

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Growing up I always thought I would become an actor

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For instance, I learned the Pledge of Allegiance

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Although, for the record, Karen, wow, kind of mean.

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Whoo! Thank God for everybody, right?

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And to the republic for which it stands

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"Prepare yourself for the Utica Chain Store Massacre."

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24 hours a day for three days.

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Of course not. Okay.

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Well, then it will be easier for you.

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She was the love of my life.

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You remember Holly? She used to work for HR.

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and I am telling them my secret recipe for success,

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by setting it to the tune of Old MacDonald.

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Perfect boobs. Of course I remember Holly.

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But then you fall asleep and there's nothing for me to do.

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(SIGHS) This is going to be hard for me to speak today,

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Apparently, Scranton has the best sales of any regional branch,

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This is a new cardigan. Kind of blech.

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The office will be flying at an altitude of two stories.