Caveat Smeltonia. Proudest moment of my life.

A bezoar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat and it will save you from most poisons.

When I blow my whistle, I want each of you to kick off from the ground, hard.

At the end of the year, the house with the most points is awarded the house cup.

I'll do the countercurse!

What about the countercurse?

powerful it is known as the Draught of the Living Dead.

And the points stand thus:

It's not real, the ceiling. It's just bewitched to look like the night sky.

I mean, do you really have the...?

Look at it! The new Nimbus 2000!

Wait a minute. "One of the teachers"?

Tell the truth! What do you see?

The swish and flick. Good. Oh, and enunciate.

I shall place the Sorting Hat on your head...

...prefects will lead their house back to the dormitories.

...that the Dark Forest is strictly forbidden to all students.

The only problem is, I can't remember what I've forgotten.

Understand? If I see a single broom in the air...

- Anything off the trolley, dears? - No, thanks. I'm all set.