What? You? Go to Smeltings?

Don't be so stupid! You're going to go to the state school. Where you belong.

Yes, well, must be going now. Lots to buy.

But where to put you?

Thought you ought to know.

Oh, and I suppose a great Muggle like yourself's going to stop him, are you?

Yours? Who'd be writing to you?

No, stop, stop, stop! You're going to take someone's eye out.

...to Neville Longbottom.

I will not pay to have some crackpot old fool teach him magic tricks.

Well, he'll be wanting to see me. Now, uh, your train leaves in 10 minutes.

Here's your ticket. Stick to it, Harry that's very important. Stick to your ticket.

Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts.

And a thirst to prove yourself.

He will not be going there! We swore when we took him in we'd put a stop to all this rubbish.

And Slytherin will help you on the way to greatnesses, no doubt about that.

But I told him. I said, "The trick with any beast is to know how to calm him."

When I blow my whistle, I want each of you to kick off from the ground, hard.

Second, to Mr. Ronald Weasley, for the best-played game of chess...

You're meddling in things that ought not to be meddled in. It's dangerous.